portal 2
look at you flying through the air so majestically. like eagle… piloting a blimp.
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GLaDOS- I’ve been researching sharks for our next test. oh pop quiz what creature other then you murders people who are only trying to help them? did you guess sharks? because that’s wrong, the answer
is nobody… nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel
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Cave Johnson- oh and in case you get covered in the blue repulsion gel. DONT GET COVERED THE REPULSION GEL, we haven’t quit figured out what element it is yet but it does NOT like the human skeleton
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GLaDOS- i wonder what i’ll do once you’ve passed on, i might take up a hobby… reanimating the dead maybe
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Wheatley- now i don’t want to alarm you but you might have very minor case… of, serious brain damage, but don’t be alarmed! … well if you are alarmed that’s good because that would be the proper reaction to being told that you’ve got brain damage.
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Wheatley- let there be light! … that was god… i was quoting god there
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GLaDOS- wheatley isn’t just a moron, he’s the result of the greatest minds in a generation! working together with the sole purpose of creating the greatest moron that ever lived.
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The Abarat (from what I’ve read)
three is the number of those who do holy work
two is the number of those who do lovers work
one is the number of those who do perfect evil
from the notes of a monk of the order of st. oco
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believe me when i say. there are two powers that command the soul. one is god and the other is tide
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life is short
and pleasures few
and holed the ship
and drowned the crew
but o! but o!
how very blue the sea is
the last poem written by
Righteous Bandy,
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forget the future
forget the past
life is over
breathe your last
mendelson shapes favorite song to sing before he rips you to pieces
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M.C. wild adventures (cussing removed)
Steve- you now I’m actually kinda disappointed
Vince- why?
Jeff- i just expected the zombie apocalypse to be a lot cooler then it actually is
Steve- how did this even start?
Vince- how should i know. i spent the summer sitting on my couch watching manly movies and eating chips!
(flash back to Vince watching some kind of movie) Vince- no, Shara don’t lie to chuck! all he wanted to do was teach you math! and all you tought him was how to break a heart! *sob sob*
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vince you F-ing idiot you led us to a ghetto mob spawner!
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Steve- Vince we’re going to need some of your blood
Vince- Okay!
Jeff- (pulls out sword) i’ve used this to kill zombies with AIDS!
Vince- what?! (poke) ow!